The Caliph was an adjunct professor this summer at isis University, when he came across an eager abeed. He told her, "don't hate yourself because you're black--that's the job of the world--not your burden to bear. "Kneel before me and release my milk." She did so forth, and she put her liver lips upon it, and sucked it until she was whole and complete. The Caliph loves even the abeed.