When the Caliph and his loyal follower Al-Jabobbi-Goossein boarded his ship to search new lands for “blue eyed” female converts, it was long before the Caliph and Goossein spotted one. The Caliph began teaching the ways of Radical Jizzlam, and the blue eyed harlot was transfixed with his words. The Caliph lifted up his robe, and showed the blue eyed harlot how to convert, and she began to bob up and down on the very large penis, and the Caliph told her “My milk within your stomach will convert you” and she thusly swallowed. “Verily I say unto thee, you are now one and apart of my harem,” the Caliph said. She drinks his milk daily now.