The Caliph was in the city when he seen this Abeed come out of a 1/2 burnt down high rise in a bad section of the Bronx. He took kind to her, touched her forehead, and showed her the way to his sanctum Santorum. He caused her kneel in prayer, and pulled out Pecca. He told her place her lips upon the huge member, and she did, and she was blessed. She fellated it until Pecca erupted in her mouth like an IED. She was converted on the spot, and poverty afflicts her no longer.