The Caliph was in Portland converting lost souls during the riots, when he saw this particular cretin throwing rocks. For some reason the rocks passed right through the Caliph and she was bedazzled by his awe and glory. He pulled out his huge cock and she sucked on the sacred scepter and nutted holy milk in her mouth. He told her "go forth and spread my teachings of Jizzlam and only stone the wicked--not innocent white people." And she went forth and it came to pass.