She Desecrated Our Sacred Rug

The Caliph is not happy today because he has to answer to the Caliphate why this stupid bitch spilled the milk of paradise on the prayer rug. In a panic, the Caliph made her clean it up with her tongue, and licked out all of the stains. She swallowed all of it, though. She returned to praying in the direction of Pecca, which is what the Caliph calls his penis. Next time she will get a caning. You have my word.