Go to @radicaljizzlam twitter for more information on this, but the Caliph is preparing to convert more abeeds to Jizzlam! The Caliph has given her his barakah, and fed her sacred milk as an eid and converted her. The Caliph is a sufi, and waited a very long time to convert this infidel. It is now your requirement for zakat to watch this. She now walks in harmony with the Caliph, and she will always swallow his divine milk and bow humbly before him and towards pecca.